Some co-workers went to a bakery a couple of nights ago.. they found an interesting Valentine’s gift (see below).. I’m just wondering what someone is supposed to say when they are presented with something like this.. “oh yeah! just want I wanted! a chocolate penis.. dark chocolate, at that! my favorite! stand here and watch me devour it!”.. whats more is.. they put a pair of plastic lips at the base of the chocolate penis that says ‘Kiss Me’ on it.. I’ve seen cakes back home with a penis (or breasts) on it, “drawn” with frosting. But an erect, vertical standing, dark chocolate penis is just a little too much.. and just think of the guy who has to buy this monstrosity.. “excuse me, I’d like that cake in the display case.. you know, the one with the big penis on it?”..
