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SAP Going Live

Posted by Aric on July 1st, 2004

Well, today is the day.. we’ve been making final preparations for the past few days.. the users are all pretty freaked out.. thinking the sky is going to fall.. but personally, I’m not really scared of going live.. I was ready back in June.. although I only play a small role in the big picture, I never thought there was anything that couldnt be handled manually.. with this implementation, I think a lot or functions were automated using one big custom program that interfaces with production planning, material management, and sales and distribution.. so if the interface has a hiccup, then it will affect all three modules.. so they’ve come to rely on the “interface” as a critical part of this implementation.. we’re currently making the final data conversions.. loading inventories, open orders, etc.. the schedule says we should be operational by 5:30PM.. we’ll see..

Update: Its 10:20pm my time.. still at work.. apparently the data conversion is slower than expected.. that, or the data converter was just overly optimistic.. I’m supposed to stick around unil the data is loaded, checked, then my “team” will try to create some sales orders and ship some product.. right now the earliest estimate is 12am.. we’ll see..

On another note, while I was standing outside waiting for the typhoon to come (its supposed to come today.. big wind, big rain..), I saw these road construction guys roll up in a dump truck, a forklift, and 2 mini-dirt movers.. I guess one of my co-worker’s car was in the way of their project (don’t know what the project is, but the dump truck is parked on the sidewalk).. so the guy with the forklift just lifted his car, moved it about 50 feet into a parking space along the curb. The parking space was too small for anyone to get into (parallel parking on the street).. but still, it was just weird to see a guy in a forklift decide to move someone’s car and park it somewhere else.. I ran (ok, walked) inside and told the guy.. he didnt seem phased by my news.. we went outside and I showed him his new parking space.. I told him it was just weird to see that.. he calmly said, “this is Taiwan”.. yes, it is..

Update: I dunno whats up.. but there aint no typhoon here yet.. it was supposed to hit tonight.. but I just went outside to see if it was here yet and the wind even died down.. there were probably 20-25MPH gusts of wind earlier today.. but when I went outside, the sky was clear, the moon was bright, and the winds were calm.. the only thing is its cooled down a bit.. about 80 degrees F.. down from the mid 90s we’ve been having the past few days.. you’d expect to see Satan cruising down the street in these temperatures (and “conditions”.. hellhole, remember?)..

Also, scratch the Scion xB off my list.. my brother is getting rid of his 96 Civic and getting a Scion xB today.. oh well, I think its too square anyway..


Body Odor..

Posted by Aric on June 4th, 2004

I used to laugh hysterically when my friend used the phrase, “that shit smells so bad it could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon”.. I now truly know what kind of odor could and would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.. one of the local guys.. he’s a nice guy n’ all.. but I’ll be damned if his BO wouldn’t be damn near illegal back home in the United States.. call it Assault with a Deadly Odor.. I dunno.. but in the past, I thought it was pretty horrific that I could smell his BO two cubicles away.. today I realized he was only “warming up”.. I walked into the cube farm area coming in from the lobby.. as soon as I passed though the doorway, I could smell it.. and mind you, I’m probably a good 8-10 cubicles away.. at first, it smelled like burning wet wood.. you know, like when you bring in some moist logs to throw into the fire.. it has that weird burning wood smell, but just really concentrated.. the odor also made me remember the days when I used to build my own speaker boxes for my car.. when you’re cutting into particle board with a dull blade on a sabre saw.. yeah, the cancerous odor thats emitted from the burning glue. As I got closer to his desk, it was evident the BO was coming from this guy. I quickly walked past his desk and into the refuge of our office that we share with the consultants.. but wait, my story doesnt end there.. he came into our office to talk to someone.. the room immediately began to smell of rotten BO.. not just BO, but rotten BO.. most of us “foreigners” immediately took notice.. I had to get up out of my seat and leave the room because it was, honestly, about to knock me out.. I came back to the office 10 minutes later after he had left the room, only to be greeted by his stench once again.. although it wasn’t as bad as when he was present, the smell lingered in the air, almost if the gaseous odor had transformed itself into a solid.. like dust particles floating in the air.. the smell just wouldn’t go away.. for a while, I thought the smell had lodged itself in my nose hairs.. I just couldn’t get away from it.. whats sad is, I’m able to leave early today and I was going to ask this guy for a ride.. but seeing as how he’s the personification of body odor today, I just can’t bring myself to ride in his car.. so I’ll gladly stay later to hitch a ride with the shuttle just so I don’t have to deal with his stench..

Words can’t even describe how bad this dude smells..


Its been a while since I..

Posted by Aric on May 12th, 2004

Mentioned how bad Abeam Consulting sucks.. I really don’t understand how a company, much less a consulting firm, can call themselves a global company while ignoring one of the fundamental differences between different countries.. culture. Seriously, I could care less if these consultants were grown in Taiwan.. if we, the paying customer, express to them our displeasure and discontent with their methods, they should change.. one time, our boss told the consultant project manager, “you know, your attitude is really bad.. and quite honestly, I don’t see how you are going to be able to further your career because of it”.. to which the dickhead replied, “well, that’s too bad, because that is how I am and I cannot change”.. ok, that’s all.. stay tuned for more stories of how Abeam Consulting sucks..

On a side note, I’m going home today! yah! :grin: